Autobiography

Little more about me

Hello world!
I'm an aspiring artist who knows tons of random and useless facts, is obsessed with quotes and meets half of her friends online.
I stink at writing, I make video presentations for the heck of it (I need to get around to putting them up here).

a history

I got started in web design when My friend offered to teach me css so I could make my own faithfreaks layout. Once that got too easy I made a googlesite and stuck all my creations on it. That got dull really fast so i moved on to freewebs and that got very lame so now i am here.(but hosting offers are welcomed :D)

Random facts

I have lived in scotland and england
I love sushi and manga (go figure)
I have a tendency to run face first into a wall
I am grammatically challenged (spellcheck is my lifesaver)
I live in a large family (four sisters and a brother)

My "list" a.k.a things that do not please me

Control freaks
Tone deaf people who insist upon singing
Superstar crushes (its not gonna happen GET OVER IT)
know it alls
being called "caity beth"

Quotes

I reject your reality and substitute my own
-Adam Savage

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
-Nora Ephron

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
-Sam Levenson

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
-George Burns

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.
-Albert Guinon

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
-Robert Heinlein.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
-Mark Twain

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
-John Wayne

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
-Umberto Eco

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
-Charles Caleb Colton

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
-Frank Zappa

When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
-Mark Twain

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
-Robin Williams

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
-Russell Baker

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
-Cullen Hightower

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
-Frank Herbert

If you're creative, if you can think independently, if you can articulate passion, if you can override the fear of being wrong, then your company needs you now more than it ever did. And now your company can no longer afford to pretend that isn't the case.
-Hugh Macleod

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
-Frank Tyger

There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.
-Pablo Picasso

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
-G. K. Chesterton

Whenever I hear, 'It can't be done,' I know I'm close to success.
-Michael Flatley

Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
-Sir Winston Churchill

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
-Marilyn Monroe

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
-Andrew S. Tanenbaum

It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-Eugene McCarthy

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.
-Pierre Gallois

Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked.
-Lord Chesterfield

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
-Shantideva

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
-Ulysses S. Grant

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
-George Bernard Shaw

I can endure my own despair, but not another's hope.
-William Walsh

I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
-Harper Lee

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
-Joseph Stalin

I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse.
-Craig Volk

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.
-Saint Jerome

In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
-Bertrand Russell

Forsake not an old friend; for the new is not comparable to him: a new friend is as new wine; when it is old, thou shalt drink it with pleasure.
-Bible, Old Testament

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
-Mark Twain

There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.
-Jay Leno

To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
-Marilyn vos Savant

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
-Franklin P. Adams

Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much.
-John Wayne

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
-Oscar Wilde

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-Oscar Wilde

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-Rita Mae Brown

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
-Hermann Hesse

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-Herm Albright

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-Charles Kuralt

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
-Marlon Brando

I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
-Pablo Picasso

I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
-Sherlock Holmes

It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside.
-Sherlock Holmes

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
-Sherlock Holmes

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.
-Sherlock Holmes

It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
-Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-Albert Einstein

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-Albert Einstein

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-Mark Twain

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-Mark Twain

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
-William Shakespeare

Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
-William Shakespeare

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.
-William Shakespeare

I understand a fury in your words, But not the words.
-William Shakespeare

He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
-William Shakespeare

The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
-William Shakespeare

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
-William Shakespeare

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
-William Shakespeare

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
-William Shakespeare

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
-William Shakespeare

I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
-William Shakespeare

He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.
-William Shakespeare

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
-Mark Twain

It is well enough that the people of this nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
-Henry Ford